9A/N: YAY! A second helping of limericks! Thank you for your requests, such few people! ENJOY!
*SINGER*
There one was a boy named Ping
He was talented 'cause he could sing
He sure sang a lot
With every chance he got
And annoyed everyone and everything.
*ON STRIKE*
There once was a crowd on strike
There were some of them even on bikes
They shouted and screamed
And caused quite a scene
And threw out the old man who cried, "Crike!"
*GREG'S LOAF*
Greg was a big clumsy oaf
He always ate tons of meat loaf
He swallowed it down
Sure to make tons of sound
Claiming the loaf was indeed for his growth.
*GOLFING KID*
There once was a kid and his name was Matt
He enjoyed playing golf with a phony stuffed cat
It was fuzzy and brown
And covered in rounds
Of spiders in which Matt squished flat.
A/N: Anyone want a third helping? Hmmm...? :)