Have a look for yourself at how I spend my Design and Technology lessons.

I own everything!

The Tree

The tree was very big. It had a lot of leaves. Upon its upmost branches was a bird. I think the bird was a hawk, but I don't think hawks sit on trees. The tree's leaves were deep dark green, as if someone had painted them that colour. The tree's trunk was very thick. It must have been a very old tree. It certainly looked old, but we all know that appearances can be misleading, which is ironic, because most of us don't even know what appearances are. I do, of course, but even if I didn't I wouldn't say it here because I have my pride.

My hatred of mutated monorails.

Monorails have got to be the most annoying things on earth. I HATE THEM. Especially the mutated ones. They suck because they do. For one, the noise is very irritating and the ads on them are so corny. And the mutated ones? Don't mention it. Well, actually I will. Everyone who goes on a mutated monorail thingo vomits and I hate the smell so much because I have to vomit too. And vomit tastes so bad. The hydrochloric acid, the green stuff, ew. And everytime I vomit I get heartburn that doesn't go away for ages. Once I had a heartburn so bad I started killing people. They all screamed and I spat my stomach acid on them. Now you see what monorails do to me. Oh, monorails, how I want to destroy them!

The end.

finished. I bet you're glad, 'cause I certainly am. Over and out and don't forget to review.