SANTA IS SEXY!

...no?

...okay...i'm surah...i am 42...i have a husband...his name is phil...we've been married twice...We have 8 children...their annoying...i enjoy underwater ballet...last year I went to las vegas...I lost alot of money...one of my eyes is bigger then the other...I was born with 6 fingers...people make fun of me...I have a CD burner...I make CDs with it...I have fantasies about santa...my husband doesn't know about it...I cheat on him alot... with the santas at the malls...my lifelong goal is to make a baby with santa...I will name her selma...she'll be 4 years old...she'll have red hair...and brown eyes...I dont like children really...just have them for the thrill...speaking of thrills...every morning I drink coffee...with one teaspoon of sugar...then I goin my room...get dressed...and take a shower...I like showers...so does my husband...I dont know why Im married...I dont know why i have children...once I forgot what I was gonna say...I started to studder...now I have 8 children...hmm...did I say that already...anyways...my husband works at a car factory...my oldest child is 62...my parents confuse me...they say i'm depressed and need help...i ignore them...I've had braces for 7 years...they say they'll never get fixed...I will wear my retainer until im 104...I like ducks...they turn me on...I like making funny noises...OINK...tickle my belly...cant you see me?...did I tell you my name?...I lost weight over the summer...22 pounds...slim fast...next year I'll keep it off...There is spies all around me...I hate spiders...they are silky shiness makes me shudder w/ fear...ever play the game diablo...my mom likes candles...I bought her one for christmas last year...thats why I am missing a tooth...anyways...I got shot once...in my left leg...it hurt...oww...anyways...I like the color purple...I work at mcdonalds...i'm the manager...they dont like me...they slap me a lot...thats why my jaw is crooked...my husband doesn't mind it though...he says he likes me just the way I am...screw him...yeah...ok...I have a computer...it has lil buttons on a pad...speaking of pads...I am on my period...its fun...your mamma is so stupid the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale...hmm...or not...I have a ring on my finger...I am allergic to dougnuts...hmm...or not...anyways...I love you!...Oh the buzzers going off...gotta go change my laundry...Good times ahoy!...

P.S- god bless utah...