Friday the thirteenth!

Oh crap, I failed my math test!

I failed the science final!

I failed the World History essay!

I failed lunch!

Friday the thirteenth!

I stepped on a crack!

And broke my OWN back!

And I choked on a pea!

I ripped my favorite book!

I snagged my nice shirt!

I barfed all over my crush!

Friday the thirteenth!

My teeth fell out!

I got a bad haircut!

I got an ear infection!

I snapped my toe!

Friday the thirteenth!

I lost my chapstick!

I lost my favorite movie!

I lost my deodorant!

I lost my CD player!

And I didn't even HAVE a CD player!

Friday the thirteenth!

Is... tomorrow?

Crap.

I wonder what's going to happen, then.