2Down by old Willow Grove
She found an old dead body there
And cooked it in her stove
She did play a mean game of checkers
And built Lego houses like a champ
But she was the only one I ever knew
Who masterbated on a wheel chair ramp
She decided to go to the airport
And go on the Goodyear blimp
But instead she stuck her face in a waffle iron
Until her dick was limp