Rory slamed his wee wee in a car door
And he didnt know what to do
So he took out his Nokia cell phone
and called his cousin Sue

Sue said "What were you thinkin boy?"
"I'm the bang for your buck!"
"If you do it again, I'll put you in a sleeper hold
and hit you with a duck!"

Shortly after the police came and said
"Wowee you have no dong!"
While another cop slowly pulled down his pants
revealing a sequin thong