The UPS truck arived
At the Nunnery one day
One Nun came down
While they others were away

The UPS man walked over
And then greeted the nun
But he had no idea that
She was holding a gun

The nun smiled at the man
And gave him a quick kick
He fell down open legged and
She shot him in the dick

The man looked at his balls
And said "I fucking wanted those!"
The nun said "Shut the fuck up eunuch!"
And shot him above the nose

The nun wasn't finished yet
So she dragged him into the truck
She drove off with him hanging out the window
Cause she didn't give a fuck