2Tends to give me dirty looks
She always stares at my penis
So I try to cover it with my books
But one horrible day last week
My Mother did somthing really bad
She..she forgot to pack me lunch!
Oh mother fucker was I mad!
I didn't know what to do
I didn't know what to think
If I got in the lunch line
Her eyes would be focused on my dink!
I couldn't take the madness
I couldn't get in that line
I've brought lunch to school every day
Ever since I was goddamn nine!
But I was unbelievably starving!
I really wanted something to eat
"Maybe she won't look" I thought
"Maybe she'll look at my feet"
So with all my might I joined
The lunch line to recieve my meal
And there she was at the register
With a hair net, dressed in teal
I grabbed a tray, got my food
And took out my money to pay
I had no idea idea what was to happen
I had no idea what she might say
I payed the lunch lady without a problem
"I did it! I was over my fear!"
Then as I was walking away
The lunch lady yelled "Hey get over here!"
I bit my lip and turned around
I'd never been this scared before
I walked back in her direction
And entered the kitchen door
She asked me what time it was
I told her "It was almost 1 o'clock"
She said "HA! I don't care what time it is.."
"I just wanted to see your cock!"