2When I say really I mean REALLY
Whenever we buy a new pet bird
He gets extremely touchy feely
He can't get his hands off the things
He ties their poor feet to his bed
Who knew such a twisted fetish..
Like this ever existed
The most disturbing sexual act he does
Isn't one that's very complex
It's Avisodomy: Breaking the neck
of a bird while penetrating it for sex