Author's note: Umm, well... Here they are:

In the grand scheme of
This thing we call life, haiku's
Still holds all answers

Fair pretty maiden
With skin like alabaster...
You are such a... BITCH!

Of all things in life
The biggest mystery is:
Why use this make-up?

And let there be light,
I said while I fumbled with
That stupid lightswitch

I love taking pics
Of everything I hold dear
D'oh! Forgot to fix ...

Watch your watch before
You've got to watch out that your
Watch says: Time, is out

Reasoning is great
When you have a D and try
To get an A+

My trusty ol' pen
Best friend I have, for that pen,
Will never leave me...

The weather forecast
Told me the sun would shine, but
Why do I see snow?

I see England, I
See France, I see Sally's... WHAT?
Think I'm a pervert?

Heaven sent object
Love you so much: Recharging,
That is, battery

Okay, they were weird, but so is my mind. And if you people like it, fine. I'm happy, you're happy, everybody happy oh my goodness... loaded with happiness... is that a good thing or a bad thing? Anyhowz, ... I forgot what I wanted to say... Hey! Who are you people?

Oh, yeah, just remembered! If you like my style, I would like to direct you to my other stuff. Some of them serious and marginally depressing, other's as weird as these bamboozles... Check them out if you're in the mood!

Confuzzled, called Chas...