Author's Note: Howdy peeps, I don't know if anyone has actually read any of the old version of "409 in Your Coffee Maker" or not, but here is the scoop. My parental units went into melt down when they read it, so I changed it so I could still let my friends and the lovely people at fan fiction read it. So without any further a due, the newest version of "409 in Your Coffee Maker".