5Sway: I have to say that I'm the hottest.
Karin: What did you just say?
Sway: That I'm the hottest out of all of us.
Karin: And why is that?
Sway: Because of my good fashion sense and I'm sexy beyond compare.
Karin: *muttering* Not to mention a complete slut.
Sway: What was that?!
Karin: Nothing. But I say that you're wrong. I am the hottest of us all.
Sway: And what's your reason?
Karin: I'm a fantastic fighter and I'm strong, meaning a muscular body full of curves.
Sway: Yeah, but the dragon is a major turn off! No man can get near you!
Karin: ...
Sway: You know that I'm right.
Karin: That's not true.
~Avila comes in~
Avila: What's not true?
Sway: That she's the hottest. Come on people! Get it through your heads, I'm the hottest!
Karin: No! I am! And my dragon is not a turn off either!
Avila: You guys are both wrong! I'm the hottest!
~Sway and Karin glare at Avila
Karin: You're just a kid! What would you know!
Avila: I'm older than you in elven years and I look 19 in human years so technically I'm not a kid. You are *smirk*
Karin: *growl*
Sway: What's your reason than, Squirt?
Avila: Come on! To be "hot", you need the fire!
~Avila's body in consumed in flames. She blows a kiss to no one in particular and gives a wink~
Sway: That's not a reason!
Karin: For once I have to agree with her! Come on! How is anybody going to touch you?!
~Fire disappears~
Avila: They can't. *grin* That's why I'm a tease. Besides, who would want you old hags anyways!
Sway: You better have something to back-up your last statement, Squirt!
Karin: *grabs binding stone, summoning Ruse*
Avila: *nervous laughter*
A while later...
Savin: *arches eyebrow* What are you doing?
~The others have been battling each other for the last couple of hours. Karin is choking Avila while being held in a headlock by Sway, who is pinned against the wall by Avila's foot. All stop to see Savin standing in the doorway, looking at them with curiosity~
All: Um...
Savin: Please don't tell it was for some stupid reason. I heard that Xavier sent Ander away for him and the others arguing over who was the hottest. Can you believe it?! Who would lower themselves to fight each other over a stupid reason like who is the hottest! Man! What a bunch of idiots!
~Savin lets out a little laugh but stops when she sees that the other three have their eyes lowered to the ground~
Savin: *jaw drops* You have got to be kidding me! That's what you were fighting about! Oh man!
~Sway and the others snap out of their fighting mode for a second and head toward Savin~
Sway: And so what if we were?! At least we "normal" and civilized females have pride in our looks.
Karin: Maybe if you just cleaned up and wore more feminine and civilized clothing, the guys would think that you were hot too. *offers a small smile*
Avila: Your just jealous that the men like us more than you!
Savin: Jealous? Of you guys? *starts to laugh* What reason do I have to be jealous of you?!
~Other three stare at her with confused looks~
Savin: Hello! I'm the hottest out of you all and I don't even need a reason!
Karin: That's what you think!
Avila: Yeah! Spill it!
Savin: I have all of the men wrapped around my fingers! Garm and Aedian would do anything for me, Fakan thinks I'm an innocent girl who just doesn't understand her powers, and Ander! Oh man, don't get me started on him! He's is so much like a woman himself that I'm not surprised that he hasn't showed up yet!
~A portal opens up and Ander falls to the floor. All stare at him in confusement and awe~
Ander: *looks around* What?
Sway and Karin: *in unison* What are you doing here?
Ander: Um...I'm not sure. One second I'm running from Ruse and Mage and the next I'm here, back in my cottage. *mutters* Damn that Parlor Magician.
Avila: This story is for us girls! Why were you put in here?
~All look quizzical at Ander. He lets out a sigh~
Ander: Do I really have to explain?
~All nod vigorously~
Ander: *sighs in defeat* Remember Xavier's other nick-name for me?
All: ...
Ander: Does "Damsel in Distress" ring any bells?
All: *starts to laugh*
Ander: Yeap. Go right ahead! Laugh it right up! See if I care!
All: *start to laugh harder*
Ander: *sweatdrop* Why me?
~The girls continue to laugh into the night, the "Damsel in Distress" pouting in the corner~