~Note from the evil Penguin~

I would like to take this time to say "congradulations", for you are my next victim. My last victim died from "mysterious causes". Actually, it was fear. Fear of me, the evil Penguin. Aren't I scary? Well, I find it only fair to give you a warning. Watch your back, but dont forget your front. I'm out to get you, and you thought you'd be mauled my midgets. I laugh at your ignorance, for it is I who shall finish you off. As I've told you, my last victim died bacause of know who killed the victim before that? Me! And the one before that- Me! And the one before that- Me! And the one before that- cancer, but that's not the point, the point is - Iam scary, and you cannot defeat ne unless you know my secret weakness. But I wont make the mistake of telling my victim my secret weakness...again. Anywhoo, you may now cower in fear and I'll see you later. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...ha...ha...ha...and, oh, you know how it goes...

Love,
the evil Penguin

Notes: This was written by My friend, Steph V, she handed it to be at the end of the day and told me a giant penguin gave it to her and told her to give it to me. I didnt look at it, so I just kinda asked, "a penguin?". I actually thought she was referring to a kid dressed as a penguin. But then I looked and saw it was her handwriting. Anyway, it was so funny, that I had to post it.