I have a friend named Gill. Unfortunatly she has no limbs. She loves a former president named Bill. She wants him to do all her whims.

I once had a friend named Stace. Who had some whipped cream on her face. I tried to tell her, But she cried on my shoulder, Poor, sensitive little Stace.

Katy was a teaologist. Because she failed as a herbologist.

My friend Nicole is a wagon. Who loves dungeons and dragons.

As you can see, My friend Brianna is a tree!

My friend Dana hangs out at the warf. Because she is a dwarf!