The Travesty I type the words. Wincing as I fear the worst. I watch as the words appear. The words I have been dreading. My eyes fill with tears. I double click to begin the download. I try to control the rage. The sadness is welling up. I have been betrayed. How could this have happened? I had come so far. I check the progress of the download. Almost finished. Do I dare? I say good bye to life as I know it. And click 'Play' But wait, Could it be? Have the higher powers spared me? A parody? Yes, it is! I sigh in relief. This tears come this time in relief. Avril Lavigne has not, covered Chop Suey.