Authors Note: this was written at a valentines day party. It was like 2 in the morning and we thought it would be a good idea if we wrote down our conversation. We also though we should sit in a circle like those from THAT 70'S SHOW. So we decided to roll up paper to pretend to smoke pot. It sounds really corny, but it was so late and we were all protesting against valentines day. Plus we were all kind of dopey from eating various things that shouldn't be eaten *cough* shaving cream *cough*. Ahh the power of truth or dare. Anywayz here is our conversation. Oh and when we wrote this we didn't intend on posting it. My friend porter A.K.A. oriana amadis wanted to publisize herself through my stories so hence the posting.

Dee- I beat you.

Melissa- Ahhhhh

Dee- sorry, Ahh *tosses pillow

Melissa- Nooooo Porter

Dee- porter put the toy down, you kind of look like your sister

Ashley- why do I look like my sister

Dee- I dunno

Emily- Quick start saying whitty things

Melissa- no comment

Ashley- wait rewind, why do I look like my sister

Dee- I am the hair fairy, I bless you with hair, may your hair grow in ubscene places

Melissa- I have hair you idiot

Ashley- more like the hair fairy from hell

Dee- I bless you with hair too *whacks porter with pompom

Ashley- I don't want hair on my stomache

Melissa- Dee has hairy toes

Dee- hey I found the remote to your stereo now we can be lazy cause we don't have to get up to change the song

Ashley- I cant be lazy im in color guard.

Dee- that's right your not lazy just stupid, shhh

Emily- I will not be shhhed

Ashley- we should make more props.

Emily- the ends of succers look like weed

Ashley- but were out of succers

Emily- this is a bong. Eww dee make your belly go away

Dee- I want a long thick joint

Ashley- im the official joint twister

Dee- hey lets cut off obscene body parts to piss off our moms

Ashley- hee hee

Emily- theres a total lack of Melissa in this comversation

Dee- thinking of Bosley? And theres a total lack of you in the conversation too

Ashley- Emmy doesn't get to talk she just has to write

Emily- I can talk, I feel really high

Ashley- of course

Melissa- I got nothing

Ashley- visualize, well highness

Dee- im no longer hair fairy

Emily- that's right now you're the gay fairy

Ashley- dancing cookie fairy

Dee- speaking of cookies I have another one in my bag but I have a stomach ache. Oh well ill eat it anyhow

Emily- oh shut up

Melissa- thank you, she was annoying everyone

Ashley- I have to pee

Melissa- biscotte

Ashley- if I can get to the door with out falling. Hey who moved my amp

Emily- your ant?

Ashley- MY AMP!

Dee- Oi, emmy

Emily- were losers

Ashley- no were god fairy's

Dee- just for a month

Ashley- my joint is getting wet

Emmy- I think your gay

Dee- no

Ashley- no shes not gay shes a child molester

Dee- well that's better

Ashley- im strait on succer

Dee- dude, I had a crush on dude since sixth grade

Emily- she just called you dude and then said she had a crush on dude

Dee- he is five years older than me though

Ashley- that is so cool

Emily- one word Joul

Melissa- weird, Josh was five years older than me

Ashley- he goes to college in ohio, so hot so funny, so cool, he was so hot and sweaty and he hugged me and I was like oh, yes you can hug me mr. Hot and sweaty. *dee throws cookie at ashley Ashley- he was a counsler at my camp

Dee- pervy councilor fancier

Ashley- he was all that and a bag of potato chips

Dee- cheerleaders are stupid. * porter begins head banging and singing* Shh

Ashley- don't shh me

Melissa- what are you doing

Ashley- visualize world head banging

Emily- Dee you smell like poo and melissa stinks of cat pee

Dee- well Emmy, you look like poo! Hee hee

Melissa- Melissa agrees with Dee. Emmy is a buthole

Ashley- I feel special! I wasn't insulted you now I'm better than all and all males want me

Emily- oh, its not just males I want you to porter. Dee sucks wang but shes okay. Did I mention I passes math. I wuv you Melissa

Dee- I hate all of you, especially emmy! And no porter no one wants you

Ashley- gee, im so glad you feel that way Douglas, im lnot one to let ont that some vertian male is infatuated with me. Cool ah well. Dee is obsessed with loud gay russian women. Go go my chika. Ha sure.

Emily- Dee is officially out of the writing circle.

Porter- im tired

Melissa- yeah im ready for bed

Emily- now your going to bed? Pansies. And ashley you've been hitting on me all night but your making me sleep on the floor?

Ashley- yepperz

*light goes out

* all this is 100% true. I know were insane. Oh, well it happens.