8The Sheep Diaries.
Monday
Woke up at 7
Still a sheep.
Damn.
Tuesday
Never really realized the subtleties of different types of grass. Spent all day trying to convince the others to revolt.
Gave up and ate grass all day.
Sick of grass.
Wednesday
Still sick of grass
Thursday
Tried to steal Buddy's dog food. Dog bit me.
Damn dog.
Friday
Was mustered today. Think someone's gonna die.
Very apprehensive.
Saturday
Got sheared.
Feel naked.
Sunday.
Damn it's cold out here.
Monday
Discovered a patch of clover near the perimeter. Better than grass.
Tuesday
Clover all gone, back to grass.
I hate grass.
Wednesday
New dog.
Hate dogs.
Thursday
New dog ran into fence. Ha Ha.
Friday
Slept half the day.
Other sheep no fun.
Hate sheep.
Saturday
Miss having hands.
Sunday
Tried to leap over fence.
Didn't realize big ditch on other side.
Monday
Roustabout pulled me out of ditch.
Tuesday
Spent the night in separate pen
New grass!
Wednesday
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
New clover patch discovered on other side of fence
Thursday
Other sheep ate all the clover
Stupid sheep.
Friday
Am going crazy
Saturday
Have a plan to escape
Sunday
Escaped!
Now am stuck in the middle of nowhere
Monday
Walked all day
Tuesday
Slept all day
Wednesday
Dingoes don't eat sheep, do they?
Thursday
No food. Am starving to death
Friday
Miss grass
Saturday
Chased by feral camel
Haven't the energy to go on.
Sunday
Woke up in back of truck
Have been captured by enemy!
Monday
Stuck in pen
At least there's grass
Tuesday
Dingoes do eat sheep
Fearing for life.
Wednesday
Possums are not cute.
Thursday
Dear god, when will this end?
Friday
I'm still a sheep! How can this be?
Saturday
In retrospect, being a sheep isn't so bad. No bills to pay, no worries. Can relax and eat all day, nice view. Grass grows on you.
Sunday
ARGH! How can this be?
Am no longer a sheep!