I once knew a man named jay,

He lived in a house made of hay,

He was extremely gay

With a guy named ray

And they made out in the bay

Jay liked making things out of clay

It was a lovely day.

But then something wasn't okay

Jay's skies were grey

And jay and ray got into a fray

And Ray refused to stay with jay

And went away.

And Jay said that ray would pay

For leaving him astray

That he wouldn't play

His games and so Jay began to pray

And doing so he threw up a tray

The tray began to sway

And a genie came out named Jose.

Jose was also gay

Jay and Jose went on their gay way.

Jose gave jay a bouquet

And to Jose's dismay

Jay didn't want the bouquet

He wanted to go to a buffet

In a café

It was called the buffet café in L.A.

Jay and Jose ate a filet

And they answered a survey

Which was given by a girl named Renee

She wore a toupee

She was there everyday.

But was sad because she was dumped by Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet

So Jay and Jose went on their gay way, through the bay to L.A. and the café and buffet and lay in the bay with the girl named Renee and her survey being gay, all day.