I once knew a man named jay,
He lived in a house made of hay,
He was extremely gay
With a guy named ray
And they made out in the bay
Jay liked making things out of clay
It was a lovely day.
But then something wasn't okay
Jay's skies were grey
And jay and ray got into a fray
And Ray refused to stay with jay
And went away.
And Jay said that ray would pay
For leaving him astray
That he wouldn't play
His games and so Jay began to pray
And doing so he threw up a tray
The tray began to sway
And a genie came out named Jose.
Jose was also gay
Jay and Jose went on their gay way.
Jose gave jay a bouquet
And to Jose's dismay
Jay didn't want the bouquet
He wanted to go to a buffet
In a café
It was called the buffet café in L.A.
Jay and Jose ate a filet
And they answered a survey
Which was given by a girl named Renee
She wore a toupee
She was there everyday.
But was sad because she was dumped by Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
So Jay and Jose went on their gay way, through the bay to L.A. and the café and buffet and lay in the bay with the girl named Renee and her survey being gay, all day.