36MAGICAL GUY JOVIAN
"14: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE GIRL"
Fade In:
EXT - PARK - DAY
YAVANDA sits on a bench.
YAVANDA
I had a perfect plan, but it was ruined.
Stupid Malachi... next time I see him I'll
let him know I don't need anyone telling me
what plan is good or bad... and that I hate
him too.
Yavanda sits back and stares toward the sky.
YAVANDA
Am I doomed to stay here forever?... in a
gathering of trees on planet Earth?... Hey,
where is Malachi anyway?
MALACHI (O.S.)
Princess Yavanda!
YAVANDA
(annoyed)
You!
MALACHI runs up to Yavanda.
MALACHI
It's a good morning here!
YAVANDA
Yeah, g-
Malachi hands a rose to Yavanda.
MALACHI
For you, a wonderful flower, for a wonderful
girl, on a wonderful day.
Yavanda looks at the rose and blinks, bewildered.
YAVANDA
What's this for?
MALACHI
Just a gift, for a princess.
YAVANDA
Oh. Well, I need to think of a plan now..
MALACHI
I've thought of one!
YAVANDA
Really? What?
MALACHI
My plans involve manipulating reality. This
one I've just thought of involves showing the
guys their alternate universe selves...
YAVANDA
And so? What would that do?
MALACHI
Their alternate universe selves.. as girls.
YAVANDA
Girls?
Yavanda laughs hysterically.
YAVANDA
Okay okay, I like this idea! So where are the
alternate universe girls?
MALACHI
Well, I can't actually travel alternate
universes, but I've hired an actress.
YAVANDA
(smiling)
An actress? How nice of you!
MALACHI
Right. Meet my sister, Viviana.
VIVIANA jumps down, making a huge bang, and smoke flies all over. She
is a little shorter than Malachi and Yavanda, and wears a uniforms
much like theirs, except a bright red. She looks around and blinks.
Yavanda and Malachi cough because of the smoke.
VIVIANA
Hey! Where's the crowds?!
Viviana folds her arms and stomps one foot, glaring at Malachi.
MALACHI
Ah... well... every actress must start
somewhere, and here is a good place for you.
If you do a good job, I'll write lots of
recommendations for you.
VIVIANA
And you'd better pay me a lot too.
MALACHI
Oh... Of course..
YAVANDA
You're going to dress up as girl-Jovian?
VIVIANA
Hm...
Malachi hands Viviana a piece of paper.
VIVIANA
Yeah! I will play the part of Magical Girl
Jodian!
YAVANDA
Cool! Now, what was the point of this plan
again?
MALACHI
Oh, you'll see...
INT - EIGTH GRADE CLASSROOM - DAY
JOVI, ADRIEN, and other students sit in their desks, as a TEACHER
writes on the bored, the students taking notes.
ADRIEN
(whispers)
You know, people are taught very different
things in other parts of the universe.
Jovi nods. After a few more seconds of taking notes, Jovi breaks his
pencil from frustration and jumps out of his seat.
TEACHER
Jovian-
JOVI
I hate this! This is stupid! Why do we even
have to learn it?!
ADRIEN
Ooo, another ranting session...
TEACHER
Jovian, you dare to wonder why you have a D
in this class.
JOVI
You know, even if we have to, you could make
it a *little* more interesting. And not make
us have to know every mind killing detail!
TEACHER
Well-
The bell rings.
JOVI
(hyper)
ALL RIGHT, school's OUT!
Jovi grabs his backpack and jumps over desks, being the first to land
outside the classroom.
EXT - CENTRAL ELEMENTARY - DAY
Jovi and Adrien sit against the fence.
ADRIEN
How much longer?
JOVI
Only about half an hour.
ADRIEN
Well, I'll meet you-
JOVI
No way, you're staying here with me!
ADRIEN
(sighs)
Fine..
A scream is heard.
JOVI
Huh? I bet that's a bad guy! Transform into
the Magical Guy of Earth!
ADRIEN
J-Jovian, we don't-
Jovi transforms into his Magical Guy Jovian costume.
ADRIEN
Oh, fine. Transform into the Magical Guy of
Canra!
Adrien transforms into his costume, and they both run down the
sidewalk. Adrien stops and looks at something.
ADRIEN
That's interesting...
JOVI
Come on, hurry up, we have to- Hey, who's
that?
Jovi and Adrian walk up to Viviana. Viviana is wearing a costume
exactly like Jovi's, except it has a pastel green skirt instead of
shorts. She has on a light brown wig, and is sitting with her head
down so is looks like she is crying.
JOVI
(bewildered)
Hey are you-
Viviana lifts her head up and screams. Jovi and Adrien jump back. She
sees them, and her eyes sparkle. She jumps up and hugs Jovi.
JOVI
Hey! What are you doing?!
VIVIANA
Jovian, there you are, I've been looking for
you all day!
ADRIEN
She must be a big fan.
JOVI
Oh? Really? I like fans.
VIVIANA
Well, not exactly. But I do like you.
JOVI
Me? Why?
VIVIANA
Because I am you, from an alternate universe!
JOVI
No you aren't.
Viviana strikes a pose.
VIVIANA
You're talking to Magical - Girl -
JODIAN!
JOVI
NO!
Jovi falls to his knees with a disturbed expression.
ADRIEN
Hmm...
JOVI
Magical Girl Jovian-
VIVIANA
Jodian.
JOVI
Please go away! I'll do anything if you just
go away!
Viviana looks at Jovian with watery eyes.
VIVIANA
But Jovian, I just wanted your help!
JOVI
AWAY! Okay, fine, we'll help you if you
promise to go away!
VIVIANA
Of course Jovian! Thank you so much! Meet me
at midnight in this school's parking lot.
JOVI
Whatever.
VIVIANA
Thanks Jovian. Don't forget to bring your
friends too.
JOVI
Yeah, okay.
VIVIANA
Wow, you're the best!
Viviana tries to kiss Jovi, but Jovi ducks and runs away from her.
Viviana frowns and pouts.
VIVIANA
(whining)
What?
JOVI
Don't you find something wrong with kissing
yourself?!
VIVIANA
Oh yeah. See you tonight, Jovian.
Viviana dances off.
JOVI
That is not me!
ADRIEN
I think you're right..
JOVI
Come on, let's just go get Iven.
Jovi walks off with Adrien.
INT - ADAMS' KITCHEN - DAY
Jovi, Adrien, OBERON, and IVEN sit at the table.
OBERON
(excited)
You mean, there's a magical girl?! Right here
on earth?!
ADRIEN
So she says.
IVEN
Jovian as a girl, it doesn't sound too weird.
JOVI
(yells)
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! Let's just go
and see what she wants, so we can get rid of
her as soon as possible!
IVEN
Sorry...
JOVI
I know! She must be EVIL me from an alternate
universe! We'd better be prepared!
SAHALE enters.
SAHALE
What are you talking about this time, Jovi?
JOVI
(laughs nervously)
Oh, nothing. Of course, nothing, nothing!
SAHALE
Okay... Hey guys, nice to see you, but I'm
out of here now.. See you later!
Sahale exits. Jovi sighs with relief and then jumps as Einar bashes
against the window. Adrien opens it and he flies in.
JOVI
Don't you know we put glass in the windows?
EINAR
Yes, Jovian. Now, what's going on?
JOVI
Me and Adrien were picking up Iven when this
weirdo appeared and started being weird!
EINAR
Bad guy weirdo or regular person that Jovi
calls a weirdo?
JOVI
Weirdo weirdo! A girl who said she was me!
EINAR
Jovi, you have to learn to ignore these types
of people...
ADRIEN
It was someone claiming to be a Jovian
magical girl from an alternate universe.
OBERON
(eyes sparkle)
Magical Girl!
JOVI
AHHHHHHH!
ADRIEN
We're going to go meet her this evening to
see what she's up too.
OBERON
(very happy)
Meet a magical girl!
JOVI
Shut up Oberon!
OBERON
Oh, I'm sorry Jovi.
EINAR
Hmm... I'd better come with you.
JOVI
Whatever, sure..
EXT - CENTRAL ELEMENTARY PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Jovi, Iven, Oberon, and Adrien, all in costume with their weapons
out. Jovi and Iven look around carefully, on their guard. Oberon
walks with a smile on his face. Adrien looks bored.
ADRIEN
Is this really necessary?
JOVI
SHHH! They'll hear us..
Viviana jumps on Jovi.
VIVIANA
Jovian!
JOVI
AHHH! Away please...
VIVIANA
So glad you came! It makes me so happy happy
happy! You're so sweet!
OBERON
Wow! A real Magical Girl!
JOVI
Uh... Right... So what did you want?
VIVIANA
(ultra-happy)
I just wanted to-
(suddenly solemn)
Oh yeah. I need your help.
OBERON
We'll help you! We're always for helping our
fellow Magical Girls!
JOVI
Except we're guys.
OBERON
Yes, of course.
Viviana stares at Oberon.
VIVIANA
Who are you?
OBERON
I'm Magical B- Guy Oberon.
VIVIANA
(laughs)
Oh, yes, of course! I knew that.
JOVI
So what's the problem?
Viviana sits down and sighs solemnly.
ADRIEN
We asked what the problem was, if you really
wanted help then you'd tell us.
VIVANA
(yells)
I'M GETTING TO THAT!
Viviana sits down and sighs again, then looks out into the sky with
a lost expression.
IVEN
Hello? Are you okay?
Viviana stands up and "accidentally" smacks Iven in the face, causing
him to fall down.
VIVIANA
I come from a dimension far, far, away from
this one.
JOVI
Yeah, you told us that.
VIVIANA
And it is a doomed universe, unlike this one.
JOVI
Wait a minute, are you saying we aren't
doomed?
VIVIANA
Of course you aren't, you have the complete
team,while my universe only has me, Magical
Girl Adrien, and Magical Girl Oberon. Without
Magical Girl Iven, who died, the team is not
complete and the universe is doomed!
JOVI
So you want to take Iven back with you?
VIVIANA
(ignores Jovi)
Please, let me bring Magical Boy Iven back
with me so the universe won't be doomed!
JOVI
Sure, take him.
OBERON
Yes, do!
IVEN
Umm...
VIVIANA
Thanks!
Viviana grabs Iven's hand. Adrien looks at the other two.
ADRIEN
Don't either of you find anything wrong with
this?
JOVI
No.
OBERON
Why should we? Iven is going to help save
the innocent!
VIVIANA
Umm... Yeah! I'll be leaving now.
OBERON
Just in case, I'd better come with you.
VIVIANA
Weeell...
Viviana sees Yavanda and Malachi in the tree nodding.
VIVIANA
Okay! Let's go!
OBERON
Wonderful!
VIVIANA
Okay, bye boys!
Viviana throws up some smoke causing her, Iven, and Oberon to
disappear.
JOVI
Cool, we got rid of them.
ADRIEN
I guess we did.
JOVI
Let's go home, I can sleep in my own bed now.
ADRIEN
All right.
JOVI
I won't have to share the mat on the floor
with you!
Jovi and Adrien walk off.
EXT - PARK - DAY
Yavanda and Malachi sit on the bench. Oberon and Iven are sitting on
the ground tied back to back.
OBERON
You two are both evil fiends! Evil fiends
that should not have been given a license to
be an evil fiend!
YAVANDA
The best kind.
Viviana appears, in her Shelian uniform.
VIVANA
What are you going to do now?
MALACHI
Viviana? What are you doing here? You can go
back home now, your job is done.
VIVIANA
(whines)
I just wanna watch!
YAVANDA
Then you can. Because with these two in a
magical blocking barrier here to hold as
bait, we can easily defeat the others.
OBERON
EVIL! You are EVIL!
YAVANDA
Thanks. Anyway, what monster should I send
out?
OBERON
(happily)
Please, revert from your evil ways. If you
are a princess, I know you can become good
again. I know... I believe in you!
YAVANDA
HAHAHA, how nice, but I have to defeat Jovian
and take over right now. No time to become
good.
OBERON
(upset)
But I believe in you! You can become good!
Yavanda puts a piece of duct tape on Oberon's mouth.
YAVANDA
Now what monster should I send out? Maybe
I won't even need one at all...
EXT - CENTRAL MIDDLE - DAY
Jovi and Adrien are exiting the school at the end of the day.
JOVI
I wish we didn't have to pick up Iven every
day.
ADRIEN
We don't today, remember?
JOVI
Oh yeah!
Jovi walks ahead, looking slightly more cheerful. Then they hear
screams.
JOVI
Uh oh.
ADRIEN
Time for us to go into action, right?
JOVI
Right! Transform into the Magical Guy of
Earth!
ADRIEN
Transform into the Magical Guy of Canra.
Jovi and Adrien are now in costume.
JOVI
Now where is it?
Einar flies nearby.
EINAR
This way! Hurry up!
Jovi and Adrien follow Einar. People run away as the sky is filled
with a black mist.
JOVI
What's going on?
YAVANDA
It's a bad day for you, Magical Boys.
JOVI
Guys!
YAVANDA
Whatever. Just prepare for your destruction.
ADRIEN
And what makes you so sure of our
destruction?
YAVANDA
Because you two against us two and our evil
forces and monsters, hey, you're definitely
going to lose, sorry.
JOVI
Won't work! Shut up! We're going to win like
we always do! I'll just have Einar call up
Oberon and Iven and we'll all kick your
sorry butts.
YAVANDA
Not going to work, we have a communication
block around the entire planet.
JOVI
Wha?
ADRIEN
Oh, right.
YAVANDA
You're going to lose..
JOVI
We're going to l-
ADRIEN
Jovian, the mind games are working on you
again. Let's just wait and see what they've
got.
JOVI
Going to lose..
Adrien sighs. Malachi appears flying in the air with Yavanda.
MALACHI
That's right, you're both going to lose,
just surrender now.
YAVANDA
HAHAHA! We'll go easier on you then.
JOVI
Okay then, we-
ADRIEN
No!
JOVI
Are you crazy, Adrien?! We're gonna lose!
ADRIEN
Jovian, listen to me. This Malachi person is
a-
VIVIANA
Nooo, I won't let you!
Viviana jumps out in her Shelian uniform, and stands protectively in
front of Jovi.
ADRIEN
What?
MALACHI
Umm... Viviana, what are you doing?
VIVIANA
Big brother, I've fallen in love..
MALACHI
Wha-what?!
JOVI
Ha! Boy have you got a problem, Adrien.
VIVIANA
Jovian is so cute...
JOVI
Huh?
VIVANA
I love pretty boys...
JOVI
WHAT?!
VIVIANA
So, I'm sorry Malachi, but you can't defeat
him!
MALACHI
Go away, will you?
YAVANDA
(amused)
Heh, so you fall for the short annoying
Magical Guy Jovian type?
JOVI
AAHHHHHH!
VIVIANA
Yes, it's true... I've found my love, Jovian
on a far away nowhere planet such as Earth.
Doesn't that sound romantic?
JOVI
What do you mean by nowhere planet? And don't
you find something wrong with falling in
love with yourself?
VIVIANA
I'm not-
JOVI
And where are Oberon and Iven anyway? I
thought they would come back after they
helped to save your dimension.
ADRIEN
Jovian, she's a Shelian.
JOVI
You mean in an alternate universe I'm one of
those weirdo Shelians?!
VIVIANA
No! I'm not from an alternate universe! I'm
a Shelian actress hired by my brother over
there to fool you! But instead I found my
love...
JOVI
That's even worse..
VIVIANA
No, I like finding my love...
JOVI
I meant that a Shelian likes me.
VIVIANA
(surprised)
What?!
JOVI
Sorry, I'm not into universal takeover. I
just want to be left alone.
VIVIANA
B-But we can work out our differences.
JOVI
Leave me alone! I want all Shelians off my
planet! Right, Adrien?
ADRIEN
It's not my planet, but I'll do whatever I
can to get you all to leave too.
JOVI
Yeah! So, just go away!
Viviana slaps Jovi.
JOVI
OW! What the heck are you doing?
VIVIANA
Looks like I misjudged you. We'll take over
your stupid planet! Shelians will rule the
entire universe!
YAVANDA
That's the sprit! Let's get back to work..
Jovi suddenly goes back into a trance-like state.
JOVI
We're going to lose..
ADRIEN
Oh, please.
JOVI
(panicked)
Adrien... Let's... Surrender!
ADRIEN
No.
Adrien presses some buttons on his watch, then waves his hand at the
sky, causing the black mist to disappear.
JOVI
We're going to-
(suddenly alert)
Hey, what happened?
Adrien points at Malachi.
ADRIEN
That person is a reality manipulator.
JOVI
A-
ADRIEN
A person who uses powers like those used to
hide our identities to lie and change your
perceptions. But he's not a very good one.
MALACHI
How did you know?
ADRIEN
Because I'm one too. Only unlike you, I know
how it works.
Adrien presses a combination of buttons on his watch, then closes his
eyes. Malachi goes into a trance, then suddenly comes out of it, seeming
shocked.
MALACHI
You think you can beat a Shelian with that?
ADRIEN
I can do much worse than that.
VIVIANA
Brother, aren't you going to defeat them?
YAVANDA
(bored)
That's right, hurry it up already.
MALACHI
I'm sorry Princess Yavanda, I-
JOVI
Hey! If you're not from an alternate
universe, then where are Iven and Oberon
anyway?
YAVANDA
Oh, those two, we captured them so we could
defeat you two easily.
JOVI
So where are they?
YAVANDA
Dead.
Yavanda laughs evilly.
JOVI
(annoyed)
Come on, where are they really?
YAVANDA
(angry)
Why don't you take me seriously anymore.
JOVI
I have no idea.
YAVANDA
How about we play a game?
JOVI
No games.
YAVANDA
Fine, then you'll never see your friends
again.
JOVI
Okay, okay, what's the game?
YAVANDA
It's called zap the Magical Guy. You're the
magical guy, I'm the zapper.
JOVI
HEY!
Yavanda chases around Jovi, all while trying to zap him.
JOVI
That's it! Magical staff!
Jovi gets his magical staff, and throws it at Yavanda, hitting her in
the head.
YAVANDA
OW!
JOVI
Magical staff, return!
The magical staff returns into Jovi's hands.
YAVANDA
That hurt, damn you!
JOVI
Good.
Jovi gets ready to throw it at Yavanda again, when Viviana suddenly
screams.
VIVIANA
(whines)
What was that?
Everyone turns around and sees Iven and Oberon standing behind them,
Iven holds his magical bow. Oberon takes the duct tape off his mouth.
OBERON
Surprised to see us, evil fiends?
IVEN
Did you see that? I actually hit her!
OBERON
No one can trap goodness for long!
JOVI
Great, you guys are here? We were afraid we were
going to have to go rescue you.
VIVIANA
You're all mean! How could you hit me?
IVEN
Uh.. I'm sorr-
Jovi throws his staff and hit Viviana in the head.
JOVI
(yells)
Don't be the bad guy if you can't take it!
Viviana cries.
VIVIANA
That's it, I'm going home!
Viviana flies up and disappears.
JOVI
Cool. One down, two to go.
Jovi turns to Yavanda and Malachi. Yavanda had already started to
walk away.
MALACHI
We will- Wait, Princess Yavanda, where are you
going?
YAVANDA
Your stupid plan didn't work at all, I have to go
think of my own now.
MALACHI
W-Wait for me!
Malachi chases after Yavanda. Jovi smiles happily.
JOVI
And we win again.
OBERON
It's so good to see you all again, Jovian,
Adrien, I suppose you missed us both much.
JOVI
Uhhh... Maybe. Let's go home.
OBERON
Right! Until another day.
Jovi, Iven, Oberon, and Adrien all untransform and start walking
down the street.
TO BE CONTINUED...