ODE TO BRUCE CAMBELL

Ah Bruce

You are king

One boom stick

One Chainsaw

One hell of a ride

With an army of followers by your side

Give me some sugar baby

Groovy

We are primitive screw heads

You are our army of one

The darkness calls out to you

The evil dead haunts you

But you stand tall and ask.

Who wants some?

Hail to the king Baby!