4And all through the house
Twelve beer bottles lay empty atop of a mouse
The mouse said "aw crap this really does suck!"
And tried calling help from his best friend, chuck.
Now chuck was a large man
Rather…obese
He was rather cranky, and wanting some piece
But on seeing his best mouse trapped under the rubble
He pulled out a bong and started to bubble.
The mouse squealed and squealed just, like a bat.
Till chuck pulled out a mallet
And squashed the mouse flat.