Chocolate is good.

It never yells at you, or stabs you in the back.

It tries its hardest to make you happy and eventually does.

Chocolate doesn't nag or pester, or bother you until you hate it.

It doesn't shed or poop or pee, and definitely doesn't chew your precious
something to pieces.

Chocolate is your best friend forever,
Until the day you stab it in the back and eat it.