That smiley face on the sticker
Said, "We aim to please."
It said, "Call if you want to talk."
That cop on the street
Said, "Get out of the way, Miss."
He said, "Stay in the crosswalk."
The robbers at the bank
Said, "Stick 'em up guys."
They said, "Hand over your money."
My mom at the stove
Said, "Wash your hands before you eat."
She said, "Playing with food isn't vaguely funny."
The monkeys in the sea
Said, "This isn't where monkeys ought to be."
They said, "But we make more sense than anybody."