The Dogs

My neighbors have some dogs

And all they do is bark.

Day and night

Night and day

Its always BARK, BARK, BARK!

I hate those stupid dogs!

How can they be so small?

Their little bodies have big voices

It makes me want to shout.

Shut the fuck up you dogs,

I really need my peace.

And then one day, I got the best idea

That would really shut them up.

So I climbed my neighbor's fence.

And you can imagine my surprise,

When the next day the dogs had vanished

Without a trace in sight!

Those poor missing dogs!

May they rest in peace.