2*~-_Getting away for a day_-~*
A/N: This is what actually happened. to me! This was really fun actually but I sound like a retard so just have fun with it and tell me what you think!
Rehehehe! Exactly what it says up there^^^^^. Lets start from the beginning of the day, shall we?
Well, at the beginning I did practically nothing but read my Othello thing I'm supposed to read for English... that was really easy...(Not) So then my moms friend invited me to go with her to the soft ball field so she could drop me off and head to her house somewhere near it... so I'm like... sure why not. Anyways so we get to "A" field and I'm like this is it thanks. So I saw the Skateboard park... and thought of the guys and not what I was sayin... big deal... haha! Anyways so I was stuck there for a while cause my game wasn't even at THAT field... I was like.. this is bullshit! I'm all alone! haha! Anyways so I started laughing at myself and people started staring, MIND YOUR OWN FUCKN BUSSINESS YA PRUNES! haha! I'm really hyper! Ok, so ANYWAYS, I finally got picked up by another one of the team member cause she came to the wrong field and we went to the soft ball game! That was cool cause we won... but people were like cheering and shit... Evil Cheerleader Cheering, Kacee and me called it. Yep, so that was fun and then I was hitting a ball around with my bat and she goes "Well at least you know that balls got some pop in it..." I was like.. great place to start a conversation Jamez.. she was confused at first but then she was like... oh yeah! haha! So we won.. 9 to something.. and erm... we talked about bears in bags and Lisa said it was peter Rabbit... crazy... anyways! NEXT!
Mike D- ahaha! That was fuckn hilarious! I acted like the biggest fuckn dumbass in the fuckn world! So last night, round about.. 9:10 p.m. I told my parents I was going to bed.. so I went upstairs.. and said don't bug me cause I'm tired.. and they said yeah sure Hun.. so I was like.. FUCK YEAH! So I went downstairs, SLOWLY... took off one of my jingly necklaces and went out the cellar door. They didn't know! hehehe!
So then, I was outside my house waiting for my mom to look out and be like, what the fuck are you doing... but she didn't so.. Ha! So I was like.. Mike fuckn come, if your not getting here in 15 minutes I'm fuckn leavin! and I seriously didn't think he'd come out! But for the hell of it.. I started talking to myself softly and even singing... scared yes I was! So then I was like.. this is bullshit I'm walkin down to the Elementary school (in- between his and My house), and he was walking across its like.. driveway thing all black and hooded, I was like.. shit dude!
So then we talked about drugs and sex and shit while we walked a little ways.. like.. 3 yards then a cop came by, shinning his BIG fuckn lights on us and he started asking us questions and shit.. but I was bein a little goodie ass and was like.. Oh really... No... Really? Wow... haha! Mike was just like.. sitting there silently... I should've done what he done but the cop and me almost started like a fuckn conversation! If we kept talking about the burglaries anymore I would've died though! Mike doesn't break in to peoples houses, just for Record...
So then after answering where we lived, what our names were, and what we were doing.. he left... oh yeah I didn't tell you what I said we were doing! I said My parents and I (Yes said it in proper English) invited Mike over for Pizza, then we were going to take a walk around the green. And the cop was like, Oh ok that sounds cool! Don't get into any trouble though, then he left and mike was like, I fuckn hate cops... and I was like.. yeah...
So then we came to MY house.. and we didn't go in (Well duh, my parents would let alone kill me but they would like shoot of his dick then kill him!) So then we went past my house, the stupid fucker was walking SLOWER than we were! PAST MY FUCKN HOUSE! I was like.. DUDE MOVE! and I ran behind him and pushed him, he's huge! Like... tall...*nifty*. So then we got out of that mess, and mike walked a bit faster. So then we got across the road and walked to the green, and then ANOTHER cop came by! and he was like, are you that Mike kid, and Mike was like yeah I am. And the cop started askin us if we were lost and shit and I made a friendly smile and told him we were just walking and told him that we live right down there (pointing down the street). And he was really nice and he was like, oh all right, so then we left, I waved, and he lightly beeped the horn a couple times to kinda say bye! AHHH THIS WAS FUCKN AWSUME! NO CARS FROM MY PARENTS YET! though I was shaking at the thought... or from the cold, I forgot a jacket and was in a small shirt... dumbfuck me!
We walked for a while, then we got into the conversation of something about porno and fucking dugs.. (of course you have to remember my sick humor..) He said he was in a porn film, I was like.. I'm sure you were... he laughed! It was funny, but then he was like.. ONLY ONE! and then I go, well at least it didn't involved a dog, and he was like.. no... no dogs... though I did see my friend fuck a dog, and I was right there. He didn't know what the fuck he was doing he just dropped his pants and started fucking it.. I was like.. wow... hehe!
OK! SO THEN! (This is kinda like a story) We went around the green, talked about bullshit lies that people gave us, and drug things Mike did and it was all very cool... so then we talked about his sister, how she was an idiot to her boyfriend and stuffz. Then erm.. we got about.. 3/4s around the green and a cop car came Running by the other side of it and its lights wee flashing. Mike goes, that could be for you, and I was like.. uhoh! He's like.. the cops could've called your parents and said you were out and if they knew you were still in your bed.. I was like.. don't tell me this!
So then we were nearing the end of the green and we walked almost down our street and I go, Do you really wanna go home... and he said he didn't care we could walk around some more! So I was like.. COOL! no wait.. this was about the time the cop came by, the second one I mean... the nice 1. Anyways so then we walked up the Library's driveway and saw some people talking to these other people in a car, I thought one was a person I used to know.. uhoh again! but she didn't see me. So then we passed the street and green store is on, and talked about how Mike stole a pack.. or three, of cigarettes from there. I was like.. dude that's lame.. stealing from the green store! Haha! So then I was like, damn its fuckn cold,.. and he goes do you want my jacket.. but I thought he was gonna freeze so I said nah, you need it. and he goes No I'm hot, and I wanted to go yes you are! but I took the jacket, almost dropping it, and put it on... I looked dwarfish seriously.. the thing was huge... the ARMS reached down to my knees! I had to pick them up to walk! it was like a big dress! But it smelled nice, like Lysol.. hehe
Then we were walking back again, mike almost tripped over a ditch, and we walked down to his house.. or his mom's, cause I didn't wanna go home. So THEN! (Almost done I promise) he had to go inside for something.. or check around the windows or something... I donno, and then I was sitting in the bushes, not hiding just sitting, and he cam back and was like.. where the fuck is she... and he thought I left.. so I waved and he was like dude, and I said you thought I left didn't you, and he said Yeah! haha! I could've stolen his jacket... nah I could've... anyways so we were in his garage now, he was his computer on his quad which was cool, I got to sit on his couch, and we looked for a tin of pot he had somewhere, but didn't find it. Poor mike... no pot... he smoked like 4 ciggarets this entire time though... so anyways, I checked out his DJing equiptment, it was fuckn sick dude! He played some Blink 182 while we were talking and he showed me pictures of about.. 20 ex girlfriends... it was fun! Awesome, so then his dad came after about.. 20 minutes of being there, and I was like.. growl! And he said he had to go home to his Dads house.. I was like.. nooooo! but I left, walked back to my house, even though he dad offered me a ride.
So when I got to my house, I went up through the cellar door from the outside and then through the door that leads to the 1st floor... FUCK YEAH! my parents were up though... damnit.. and my door was closed and it makes noises when I open it! So I opened the door (But before I did any of this I took off my shoes and put them downstairs) and it made a sound, just like I said, and I came out, acting sleepy since they were talking, and I was like.. why are you talking I'm tired! THEY NEVER FOUND OUT! and my mom felt my arm and she goes, your freezing cold.. did u get a window open? are you sleepin in your covers.. and I was like.. shit, and she goes you have all your clothes on to, (usually they know me to sleep in a t-shirt and underwear.) and I was like.. no this is not cool... but they didn't noticed anything, so I told them I had to go pee I went and came back to my room, clock read 11 and I fell asleep in all my clothes. Then I woke up around 3 and couldn't go back to sleep.
What an amazing night! haha! And to this time or whatever, they still don't know... I still have my clothes on from yesterday too! Hehe, I don't wanna change.. but I think I have to take a shower... ickys