Pink Bunnies

Pink bunnies…

Why, why, why?

Why me?

They aren't at all funny!

I am not a bunny!

I repeat!

Bunny is sure as heck not my namesake.

Geez, I prefer Thomas to that.

Pink bunnies…

Why, why, why?

Why me?

They're quote on quote

Nice, soft, and fluffy.

That's great,

But it's something I'm not

Too fond of being called.

Pink bunnies…

Why, why, why?

Why me?

They're not all

"cuuuuuuutte!"

In fact, some of them

Can have really sharp teeth,

And they'll eat you alive!

Ha! No, I am not a pink bunny.

Pink bunnies…

Why, why, why?

Why me?

No, I'm not saying that I get annoyed by them.

I'm just saying that they're not always cute!

I'm not too fond…

Pink bunnies…