A/N: A salute to all the ditzy preppy people out there... :P

Like totally uncool
Today we gotta go to school
Like totally uncool
That guy there's about to drool
EWWW

We have to wake up
At an uncool hour
It messes up our make-up
And short time for attire
OH-NO!

We have to ride the bus to school
That's like totally uncool!

All the classes are boring
As you plainly see
We'd rather be together
On an all day shopping spree
YAY!

But then we can go home
Because the school day's over
Now we can spend all night
Doing a make-over!
SIGH!