WARNING! This is a clerihew involving George Bush and Bin Laden and may offend you. Please DO NOT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY and DON'T START LECTURING ME LIKE MAD IF YOU DO GET OFFENEDED!

Okay here it is...

Georgie Bushie's tummy rumbled,
"Gimme a pretzel!" it said,
He took a bite, fainted and Bin Laden laughed,
'Cuz he though Georgie was dead.

*from poetry anthrology (2002)*