Chapter 3

"Yes!" Exclaimed Bubbles. "Octi! There you are! You made me work like a little babushka" (translated from Russian to English as 'little old woman') Ok, now back to the real story. After Kylies attempt to get Sebastian, she decided to join the "the dark side" (no, not become a lesbian, or black, or have a sex change and become Darth Vader) Her last words were "I'll get you yet Sebastian, I'll get revenge on you, even if it's the lat thing I do! Mwahahaha!" and vanished in an assortment of Black and Grey Smoke. Sebastian quite disturbed and a little startled walked over to Jimmy and tired to build a new relationship. Because of the Ricky Martin incident, Jimmy didn't oppose. They decided to get married and have their honey moon in Katmandu, and invite everyone to the party. Esathia would be the flower girl, Jenny would be the ring bearer, and assorted gay friends would be the best men. Jimmy wouldn't allow any best women, because in his mind, women can't be the best. In the middle of the very nice ceremony *BAM* Ricky Martin appeared with Merryl Streep. Reader we ask of you to just not ask, ok? Just don't ask. Kylie stands up and yells at the top of her lungs "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Ricky, I want to talk to you right now!" "That's nice Kylie, I don't care. I am now happily married with Mrs. Former Streep." Ricky said contently. "Oh." Kylie said; though she still didn't care, it was still disappointing to her to see Ricky a once. Kylie finally realized that her love was someone else. None other than the notorious, the great, the somewhat messed up in the head..JENNY. Yes, funny how things work out, isn't it reader? *dun dun duuun* "Jenny," Kylie began "I never knew how to say I always had thing for you and Sebastian. But since things really didn't work out with Sebastian; you were my next choice" Kylie finished. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW!" Jenny screamed. "Uh NO!" she yelled at Kylie. "I'm already taken by ..I can't remember his name right now, or what he looks like...um oh never mind. But ya can't have me. I'm much so! ...and EWWWWWWWWW!" Jenny hollered. "Ugh fine then I guess I'll go with my original plan, take an oath of celibacy and become a the "good girl" I always intended to be." Kylie grinned. "In my sparkling red, wanna-be cat suit. I'll be the hippest nun in that convent." Kylie disappeared and was never seen or heard from again. It is said one of two things. She could have either been depressed and ran away into the depths of some untraceable forest to find the last unicorn, OR the nuns kicked her out to die for explicit lesbian behavior. Guess the celibacy plan didn't work. It didn't happen to work for Buttercup either, as much as she tries to conceal it, we all know she's a lesbian due to her extreme tomboy wannabe behavior. Example: in the episode with the rowdy rough boys, the three girls discovered that the way to beat them was to kiss them. Notice how buttercup was the one that didn't like it. *cough*.