2::Dedicated to Britt Foster who was an inspiration for you're 's 's sort-of a joke between the 2 of .read on!::
Tabby Cat=TB Greyhound=GH
TB: Hey hound dog! Why do you look so funny looking?
GH: Look who's talking, flat-face!
TB: *gasps in shock* What? .At least I can climb a tree!.unlike you.y-y-o- of clay!
GH: Clay? How lame can ya get!
TB: just shows how much more superior I am to you, intellectually.
GH: *stupidly* Huh?
TB: You heard me! I'm better and you know -na-na-na-na-na-na-naaa!
GH: ARE YOU talking about you freaky kitty! AHH!
TB: *sighs* Have you never seen the art studio of our human?
GH: .what does that have-(is interrupted)
TB: Yo!, are you so stupid to not have seen it?
GH: ?!
TB: That huge slab of grey clay on the middle of the .you're stupid!
GH: I am NOT!
TB: Yes, you ARE! ! HA! !
GH: (says quietly) And I thought the human was insane.
TB: What did you say?! (angry)
GH: (hurriedly) Uh.I think our human said it was gonna rain!.(whew)
TB: Oh? Some humans are total idiots, it's SUNNY outside! Not a cloud in sight!
GH: they' .they have supervision!
TB: I'm .riiiigghht.
GH: *cough*Cough* Can we have a civil conversation and change the .please.
TB: Why certainly! (graciously)
GH: (thinks to self) Why is she suddenly so nice? Ahh! Uh-oh. She better not try anything on me this time..*shudders*
TB: Are you cold or something? *smiles sweetly*
GH: you ask?
TB: You were shivering.
GH: Oh.
TB: How come?
GH: (brightly) You know what's weird?.no I'm not talking about me phrase "How come"!
TB: really now.
GH: Mhhmmm! It makes no sense whatsoever I tell ya!
TB: Soooo..
GH: Don't you get it?! I . does that does the word "why" have to do with coming?.how.. .It makes no sense!
TB: *sighs* As I've said are weird. they could learn a thing or two from us cats every once in a while.
GH: Why you cats? What about us K. .get it? Hahahahah!
TB: I'll excuse you your immaturity.*coughs*.I have very superior you ill mannered mongrel.*smiles*
GH: Wh-y-y-y Y-o-uuu.I oughta.
(cat runs around really fast around the dog, confusing him very much) (Cat halts looks around curiously.)
TB: *sighs* I feel better now.
GH: Huh?
TB: I'm sorry.
GH: Whatever for? You're the ..one complicated thing.
TB: I just wanted to get you all riled up before I last time.
GH: LEAVE?! Where you leaving to?.NO! I .
TB: I'm gonna visit a few cousins of mine.
GH: Which ones?
TB: You dunno 'em.
GH: Awww.(sniffles)
TB: C' 't look so glum.
GH: B-b-ut.I'll miss you.*howls*
TB: Awww.! I was only kidding.
GH: You were what?!
TB: (slowly) I was only joking around with you.
GH: All this time?..WHAT?! (the dog is quite angry now)
TB: Simmer down there little doggie.
GH: were you a'tryin' to do? Drive me up the wall?. .
TB: 'd be pretty cool ya know.
GH: Don't you dare.
TB: *smiles* No.I wouldn't.I'm sleepy.I'll just take a nap now in that tree over there.
GH: The tree? *doggie laugh* -CAT!
TB: (innocently) Me? Scared of YOU?.IN YOUR DREAMS!
GH: hehe.
TB: nite-nite.(saunters off)
(cat is now in tree)
GH: (taunts) Scaredy-cat! SCAREDY-CAT!.HAHAHAHAH!
(cat drops a few acorns on the dog)
GH: Ouch! Hey! You come down here right now!
TB: *snore*Snore*..zzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZz
THE END
::I know this sounds a bit I couldn't help me what ya'll think!.hehehehe::