3"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." The words repeated in my head. How many times had I watched Fight Club? How many times had I replayed the scenes so that I could catch the uncatchable. See the stuff you don't see the first time. Why did I count the number of times Brad Pitt flashed on screen before the audience actually meets him as a character? Why did he flash on screen like the pornographic pictures he put into the film reels at the movie theater? Was it because he was being represented as a dick?
"I am Jack's total confusement." Edward Norton repeating the 'I am Jack' line throughout the entire movie. Why were there things in the movie that were uncatchable? Why did they spend time putting things into this movie that you cannot find unless you watch it a dozen times?
"I am one person. I am one person."
Are you like one of the advanced English teachers out there? Trying to analyze my story? I am sorry. My work is unanalyzeable. It's uncatchable. The truth is, I am like every single one of you out there.
"I am one person. I am one person." I repeat it again. Do you know why? Will you ever find out? Will one of the 'smarter' people there say it was better the way I wrote it, while another argues that it should have been this way or that? Do you think I care about your opinion? Do you believe that this is a book of questions? Will you spend time answering these questions?
"I am one person. I am one person."
Do you know what schizophrenia is? One of you should. It is when a person has multiple personalities. Do you want to know if I am schizophrenic? Are you sure? No I am not. YES I AM! Does that answer your question? It answered mine. I am writing this book out of boredom. I became inspired off of nothing.
"I am one person. I am one person."
Now, ask yourself a question. Ask yourself how this book will end. Then give yourself an answer. Ask a random person how it will end. I will take pleasure out of thinking of watching someone so influenced by a book to actually do what it says. Do you think this book is for you? You are wrong if you do. It is dedicated to those who actually know what I am saying in this book.
"I am one person. I am one person."
Do you know what I am getting to? If you laugh and say no, then you are honest. If you say yes, then you are lying to the book, adn yourself. How can you know where this book is going when even I don't know? Is that even possible? Are you telepathic? Do you think a 13 yr old has a mind for typing all that I have typed? I do. I am 13. I am not kidding either. Quite screwed up isn't it. I don't believe so. I never knew I could think this way. I just started typing and now I cannot stop! Isn't this amazing?
"I am one person. I am one person." You have no clue where the ' I am one person' things are going do you? Neither do I. Anticipation. I have a great name for this chapter, if you would like to call it that. What do you think of the name: Questions? I don't care what you think. I will go an type that at the top now. Hold on.
"I am one person. I am one person."
A smart person would have gone," AHA! He said the 'I am one person' line right after he paused! That must mean he types it when he pauses." If you said that, I believe that you are really smart, but I am sorry. You are wrong.
"I am one person. I am one person."
Should I go onto another chapter? Yes or no? I don't care. A smart person would know that by now. I think I should go onto another chapter. What do you think? Good job, you know that I don't care. Wrong, I actually want your opinion now. You believed me? My God how thick are you. I mean come on! How could I know what you were thinking? By the time you read this. I am probably an old man, or I am dead. That is when everyone who did something great becomes truly famous. It is pathetic. People should be able to live their dreams when they are alive. Not through some descendant who blows all of your money away on crack. That's right. A 13 year old has said dick and crack. Crucify him! Next chapter.