The Month of April for "Rabbits" (year 1987) according to the Asian
Horoscope

Oh phooey! (Remind me why I am doing this again?)

"Good opportunities for recognition, wealth and popularity, however some tense moments may occur during April regarding legal matters. Your mental serenity is of supreme importance to you and can be achieved by adopting a balanced lifestyle of moderation. Love relations are marked by passion but many Rabbits could experience an "approach-avoidance" syndrome during this fickle year. Good physical resistances as any chronic-health concerns tend towards remission. Your tact and refinement serve you well."-(2003)

Okay then:

-My love life will suck -I will be popular -I won't get sick -I will be quite tactful -I am on the verge of cracking -And I am going to get sued!

Well, that was for April and with April nearly over I can safely say:

-I haven't been "in love" -People always ignore me (good thing too, or they would realize my secret identity) -I have gotten sick -I'm never discreet -I would love to say I am sane (my sister is sitting here cracking up) -And if anybody tries to sue me, they will have hell to pay!

So, best two out of six, right? I don't think so!

Alright, so was it destiny or free will? I haven't been sued, I believe (other then the action being unlawful until I am older) that that is free will as well as impossible. I am never tactful, and that was not going to change anytime soon, so that was more then free will, but more like personality. My love life is nonexistent, how much worse can you get? But, I suppose that is a mixture of circumstances based on willpower and chance. So here I have spoken about three things for my horoscope all three of which were solely based on Free will and God's will, which by the way is like apples and oranges to "fate". What idiots! The whole Idea of the rabbit is the opposite of my very nature! While studying this, I observed that on the web there were contradicting forecasts for different astrologists. So what, do they make it all up? Is there some class you take? Can you "screw up" and read the stars wrong or something? I can't believe people base everyday decisions on these things! They are more inconsistent then some of the teacher's grading policies! (That was meant to be funny, not rude)