Unwelcome Visitor

Like a vise in my abdomen, there are twists and turns
When I touch my tummy, it aches and it burns!
Bloody hell I scream, then laugh at the irony
This shit hurts! I can't walk or move because of the pain
So far every friggin twenty eights days since 1998
All for the sake of bearing children, of creating a new life
Will I grin and bear this period of menstrual strife
These growing pains have tormented me on an unwelcome monthy basis
I try to enjoy the intervals of a pain-free oasis
It'll just keeping coming back again
I only just experienced this rite of passage since I was a twelve year old kid