the lesser adventures of Wayne and Garth's younger brothers
Kevin and George
KEVIN: Hey Georgie! My man!
GEORGE: Man! Kevin!
KEVIN: Whassup?
GEORGE: Not much, just chillin here with my cookies
KEVIN: Cool, peanut butter?
GEORGE: Yeh man
KEVIN: Ultra cool
GEORGE: What're you doin man?
KEVIN: This book arrived for me in the mail
GEORGE: What it is?
KEVIN: The Art of Zen
GEORGE: yeh? Dude, read it out man! Zen rocks!
KEVIN: I cant man
GEORGE: Why not?
KEVIN: You know I cant read
GEORGE: How'd you know what the title was then?
KEVIN: I dunno man
GEORGE: Spooky
KEVIN: Yeh
GEORGE: Man, you sohlud put that book away. I always knew books were evil
KEVIN: Yeh man (tosses book to the other side of the couch)
GEORGE: Wouldn't it be cool if your name was Gorbie. Then you could have a cameldonkey. Or maybe you would be one...
KEVIN: Whoa... Cool.
GEORGE: Man, have you ever seen a cameldonkey?
KEVIN: What, they ugly?
GEORGE: Ugly like cheese!
KEVIN: Woaaah...
GEORGE: Hey man?
KEVIN: Yeh man?
GEORGE: If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter. What are, like, Girl Scout Cookies Made of?
KEVIN: Dude that's a good question, man
GEORGE: Yeh man
KEVIN: You think they're made of girl scouts?
GEORGE: Maybe, they are. I wouldn't put it past one of those government corperations to not to that
KEVIN: Yeh man, watch yer back or they'll fry you with one of their space guns
GEORGE: Dude they aint aliens
KEVIN: They could be
GEORGE: I dont think so man
KEVIN: Well, what about the 'Men in Black'?
GEORGE: That was a cool movie man
KEVIN: Yeh but they could be watching us right now
GEORGE: No way man!
KEVIN: WAY!
GEORGE: NO WAY!
KEVIN: WAY!
GEORGE: Dude! Behind you!
KEVIN: Im not falling for that man, how stupid do you think I am?
GEORGE: But dude, its an alien with a giant blaster gun pointed right at you!
KEVIN: DUDE! WHERE?! (jumps up and looks behind himself)
GEORGE: (laughs) I totally got you man!
KEVIN: Man, that's not funny! That's cruel man! You know how I feel about that!
GEORGE: But you totally shoulda seen the look on your face it was righteous dude!
KEVIN: ...Yeh? Really?
GEORGE: Yeh man totally
KEVIN: Woah dude. Man in Black right behind you!
GEORGE: No way man, you're just tryin to make me paranoid.
KEVIN: Im not joking dude! right behind you!
GEORGE: Dude, I'm not following for it okay, so just give it up!
KEVIN: DUDE! (runs offstage)
GEORGE: What a loser! Man, tryin to trick me like that! (picks up a cookie) Well I oughta-
(Man in Black grabs him, put cloth over his mouth, he falls unconscious to the couch and the MiB takes his cookie and runs)