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the lesser adventures of Wayne and Garth's younger brothers

Kevin and George

KEVIN: Hey Georgie! My man!

GEORGE: Man! Kevin!

KEVIN: Whassup?

GEORGE: Not much, just chillin here with my cookies

KEVIN: Cool, peanut butter?

GEORGE: Yeh man

KEVIN: Ultra cool

GEORGE: What're you doin man?

KEVIN: This book arrived for me in the mail

GEORGE: What it is?

KEVIN: The Art of Zen

GEORGE: yeh? Dude, read it out man! Zen rocks!

KEVIN: I cant man

GEORGE: Why not?

KEVIN: You know I cant read

GEORGE: How'd you know what the title was then?

KEVIN: I dunno man

GEORGE: Spooky

KEVIN: Yeh

GEORGE: Man, you sohlud put that book away. I always knew books were evil

KEVIN: Yeh man (tosses book to the other side of the couch)

GEORGE: Wouldn't it be cool if your name was Gorbie. Then you could have a cameldonkey. Or maybe you would be one...

KEVIN: Whoa... Cool.

GEORGE: Man, have you ever seen a cameldonkey?

KEVIN: What, they ugly?

GEORGE: Ugly like cheese!

KEVIN: Woaaah...

GEORGE: Hey man?

KEVIN: Yeh man?

GEORGE: If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter. What are, like, Girl Scout Cookies Made of?

KEVIN: Dude that's a good question, man

GEORGE: Yeh man

KEVIN: You think they're made of girl scouts?

GEORGE: Maybe, they are. I wouldn't put it past one of those government corperations to not to that

KEVIN: Yeh man, watch yer back or they'll fry you with one of their space guns

GEORGE: Dude they aint aliens

KEVIN: They could be

GEORGE: I dont think so man

KEVIN: Well, what about the 'Men in Black'?

GEORGE: That was a cool movie man

KEVIN: Yeh but they could be watching us right now

GEORGE: No way man!

KEVIN: WAY!

GEORGE: NO WAY!

KEVIN: WAY!

GEORGE: Dude! Behind you!

KEVIN: Im not falling for that man, how stupid do you think I am?

GEORGE: But dude, its an alien with a giant blaster gun pointed right at you!

KEVIN: DUDE! WHERE?! (jumps up and looks behind himself)

GEORGE: (laughs) I totally got you man!

KEVIN: Man, that's not funny! That's cruel man! You know how I feel about that!

GEORGE: But you totally shoulda seen the look on your face it was righteous dude!

KEVIN: ...Yeh? Really?

GEORGE: Yeh man totally

KEVIN: Woah dude. Man in Black right behind you!

GEORGE: No way man, you're just tryin to make me paranoid.

KEVIN: Im not joking dude! right behind you!

GEORGE: Dude, I'm not following for it okay, so just give it up!

KEVIN: DUDE! (runs offstage)

GEORGE: What a loser! Man, tryin to trick me like that! (picks up a cookie) Well I oughta-

(Man in Black grabs him, put cloth over his mouth, he falls unconscious to the couch and the MiB takes his cookie and runs)