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two stoner friends musing about the world
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"WHAT's ON TV?"
Brain-Fry
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GEORGE
Hey Dude, what's on TV?
KEVIN
I dunno man
GEORGE
But you're sitting right in front of it
KEVIN
Yeh but, dude, its not on
GEORGE
Are you sure man
KEVIN
Yeh totally take a look at it
GEORGE
Look at what
KEVIN
The TV
GEORGE
Why man? It's off
KEVIN
Exactly
GEORGE
Huh?
KEVIN
The TV is off
GEORGE
Man, I'm confused
KEVIN
Dude! Me too!
(high fives)
GEORGE
Hey man?
KEVIN
Yeh man?
GEORGE
Did you ever think that, like, instead of us watching TV that somebody is watching us on their TV?
KEVIN
Woah... dude...
GEORGE
I mean, most of TV is like.. government broadcasting
KEVIN
Yeh man, like, the government can do that kinda thing. They have the pow-wah
GEORGE
Spooky dude, mind boggling
KEVIN
Yeh man, watch your mind though. Im thinking that maybe the government has it so the tv can, like, send out evil rays and read our brains
GEORGE
Im scared man, lets not think
KEVIN
Okay dude
(a pause)
GEORGE
Dude, this is easy!
KEVIN
Yeh man, it's like nothing changed at all
(pause)
GEORGE
Dude?
KEVIN
Yeh?
GEORGE
What's on TV?