Stranger Than Who

shut down
on top of nothing
why not start with this?
a little bit of unjustice
goes a long way
these days.

and i could've waited so long for you,
and you never asked a thing.
so now all you have to say for yourself is,
"i think you're telling this story to a complete stranger."
but now your stranger's everything!

i hope i told you something funny,
because these could very well be my last words.
and i hope it has a happy ending...
well isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard?