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vAMPIRE mOSQUITOS
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KEVIN
Dude, so I was totally sitting on the couch yesturday, I was like OW! Cause there was like this mosquito and it totally like drunk my blood man!
GEORGE
I know man
KEVIN
Really? Woah dude, are you like, phsycic or something?
GEORGE
No. Dude, I was there
KEVIN
No you werent
GEORGE
Yeh man, cause you were like 'Ow' and I was like 'what' and you were like 'mosquito' and I was like 'dude!'
KEVIN
Oh yeh man, I remember. You were like setting up the VCR so we could like, watch that movie
GEORGE
Yeh dude, that vampire one you got from like, that video rental place
KEVIN
Yeh man
GEORGE
Hey dude, crazy thought
KEVIN
Oh man, like, share!
GEORGE
So dude, mosquitos drink blood, so like, what other things do you know that drink blood?
KEVIN
Vampires?
GEORGE
Yeh dude, exactly!
KEVIN
So?
GEORGE
So what if like, the vampires turn in mosquitos at night and they, like, come and suck your blood?
KEVIN
Dude, that would make me like... a mosquito vampire. Too freaky
GEORGE
Don't bite me dude. I dont wanna end up like that chick in the movie
KEVIN
Oh man! Speaking of chicks, there was this person at the video store and she, like... What was that?
GEORGE
Look!
KEVIN
What? Where? When? and sometimes How?
GEORGE
With your eyes! Over there! RIGHT NOW!
KEVIN
I dont see anything
GEORGE
Vampire mosquito!
KEVIN
AHH!
(both run exit)