A/N: Not my best... not even close but it was the challenge: a 1-page script taking place entirely in the bathroom...:P

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(BOB is standing next to the sink, towel in hand; Enter Sam)

BOB

(perks up)

Hello sir, how are you this fine evening?

SAM

I am very fine this evenin' (checks self out in mirror) Very fine indeed

BOB

Uhm, yes sir. Quite fine.

SAM

I couldn't have had a better hair day today. Of course, everyday is an excellent hair day for me. Tonight though, tongiht I'm on edge, on my prime dear fellow!

(Sam enters stall)

BOB

And why sir, are you on edge tonight?

SAM

I have this fine number out there around my table - of course, not as fine as me

BOB

Of course not sir

SAM

(exits stall, grinning)

She's so sexy in her sneakers and little black skirt

BOB

(hands towel to Sam)

Sneakers sir?

SAM

Yes, I think her name is Amanda. She's so funny, she likes to play hard to get

BOB

(recieves towel back)

Sir? You think her name is Amanda?

SAM

That's right. Now, if you'll excuse, a cute little waitress is waiting for me

(Sam exits)