7Many dream of being rock stars, and pop divas. these both prove to need the ability to stand on stage, and look cool while singing into a microphone, or looking like you know how to play the guitar. Techno, on the other hand, is a much easier genre to succeed in. You don't' need to look like you can do anything, you don't need to waste your energy. all you need to do, is follow my few simple steps.
The first thing to writing a techno hit is to pick a key phrase, which
you will repeat over and over again throughout the song. Example:
"Around the world" "We're in Heaven" "Days go by, and still I think of
you."
After you do this, you need to pick one of three beats. "Uhm uhm tss,
uhm uhm tss" "Uhm tss, uhm tss" "uhm tss tss, uhm tss tss"
Pick a speed at which your beat is played. The faster the better, so
pick at least 220 BPM or higher.
Speak your 'key phrase' into the microphone once.
After you've done this, make a million copies of your spoken key
phrase, and paste them into your song so there are a million "Around
the Worlds" in a row.
When you have enough of these key phrases, one after another, to make
a song at least 2 minutes long, use your computer to change the pitch,
speed, and volume of your voice. Doing so gives your song a melody,
and catchy robotic metallic sound.
Make your stage name! To do this, merely take the nickname of your
full name, and place it behind the words, "DJ" Example: DJ Harry, DJ
Sammy, DJ Nick.
Now, you have made a techno song. For getting it played on the radio,
on the television, and downloaded into everybody's computer, you're on
your own. Good luck DJ[insert name here] !