125Author's Note: Okay, so maybe two years is a little bit longer of a breka than I think I ever intended to take, but what shocks me more is it's taken me this long to do a Biggie song!
Rap Intellectualized: Notorious B.I.G. "Big Poppa"
Pardon me, but I believe the following warrants your attention
And we recommend that you support the Junior M.A.F.I.A.
(I find this pleasant)
Truly, we are making a visit to 1994
We dedicate this ode to every woman present who possesses panache and poise
I would appreciate the requisite approval to provide you these sexually themed couplets
Let me ask you, who is it that excels at music and sexual intercourse with many beautiful women?
I may be found in private VIP rooms imbibing luxurious spirits
And simultaneously flirting with immodest maidens with the backing of my compatriots
Curiously sharing controlled substances while certain compositions play at full volume
It is a lifestyle that I am unable to relinquish
Due to the amount of attractive women I wish to have sex with
If we perform sexual acts on even one occasion, I feel as if you have earned enough trust to guard certain details of my next artistic statement
For we both understand that I move rapidly from woman to woman and there is no need for tempers to flare
Place your trust in me, women cannot resist me, and when it comes to certain anatomic attributes
It would be wise for you to heed my warning that I am amply endowed
But you shouldn't feel downcast when our relations are through, for many of my social contacts are also quite well off, not to mention stand up fellows
Possessing riches and true to themselves
Join me in my automobile and we shall head to a location of my choosing
And invite your associates, for I possess massive amounts of natural medicines
(I approve of when you designate me Big Pop-pa)
Show that you are excited if you are popular amongst females
(It reaffirms me when you know me as Big Pop-pa)
Dedicated to beautiful women earning money for fooling uncouth gentlemen
(Should you identify me as Big Pop-pa, I would not object)
Yet I beseech all agitated spectators with firearms in their possession, do not cause a commotion
For I espy a number of striking womenfolk whom I ought to impregnate
My paragon
In truth, my jewel, all I appeal for is an explanation
About a number of cavaliers within this establishment under the impression that they are masters of courtship rituals
Yet who would be enthralled with their banal allurements?
While they would busy themselves purchasing you intoxicating beverages I would approach you
And demonstrate a genuine interest in you as a fellow human being
I would plan to charm you and request your contact information
As well as your plans for the rest of the evening, and whether I should invite several of my own cohorts to create a raucous atmosphere
We would invariably plan to gather at a speakeasy late at night
From there, we would quit such tedious company
Prepare our next illicit activity
While we progress towards my domicile to watch television and dine
On a smorgasbord of appealing delectables
We would converse for a short amount of time, for then we would engage in our planned activities
Do I speak truly?
As the television would only prove a distraction, I would simply relax
To a film in my sauna whilst you pleasure me
(I approve of when you designate me Big Pop-pa)
Show that you are excited if you are popular amongst females
(It reaffirms me when you know me as Big Pop-pa)
Dedicated to beautiful women earning money for fooling uncouth gentlemen
(Should you identify me as Big Pop-pa, I would not object)
Yet I beseech all agitated spectators with firearms in their possession, do not cause a commotion
For I espy a number of striking womenfolk whom I ought to impregnate
My paragon
(What manner of lifestyle do you enjoy, Biggie Smalls?) Verily, chateaus and luxury cars
Providing for those who have remained loyal to me, and it fulfills me
This manner of life is more enjoyable than remaining poor and idealistic
Though in the interest of safety, I must still possess firearms
While I experiment with hallucinogens
And sampling every luxury one can afford
And while it may all be a fleeting pursuit, at the moment I am unconcerned
This was my goal, and to achieve it I began my career as a bursar of dependencies
Yet now my life is preferable in every manner
Fine clothes and vehicles, all women know of my status as alpha male
(And should you not, I advise you to get informed)
It would be preferable for you to introduce your adherents with mine
In this manner we might be acquianted
And our rendezvous would perhaps be a weekly occurence
Would this be acceptable to you?
In that case, continue with your present course of action
(I approve of when you designate me Big Pop-pa)
Show that you are excited if you are popular amongst females
(It reaffirms me when you know me as Big Pop-pa)
Dedicated to beautiful women earning money for fooling uncouth gentlemen
(Should you identify me as Big Pop-pa, I would not object)
Yet I beseech all agitated spectators with firearms in their possession, do not cause a commotion
For I espy a number of striking womenfolk whom I ought to impregnate
My paragon
Regard this
How much I would give to engage in sexual intercourse with you,
I am close with my partisans
And together we will make the world known of our partnerships