Legs too long to sit
Hair too short to shed
Teeth that are rotting right out of your head
You smell like dead fish
Your fur's getting gray
We will never have to train you to "stay"
Flat on your pillow's
Where you can be found
Except when you're playing and jumping around
Some days we can't tell
If you're living or dead
Your tiny brain rattles around in your head
Some of those thoughts
Are occasionally heard
When "Daddy" talks for you like Mortimer Snerd
You're cute when you're dumb
And another odd thing:
Whenever I play the piano, you sing
You're as big as a horse
You resemble a deer
We could tie antlers on top of your ears
You're always so happy
You never will bite
We hear your claws click in the kitchen at night
I miss you so much
And the strange things you do
But no matter what, Clancy, I'll always love you!