Cake And Eat It Too - August 25, 2003

She had her cake and ate it too
He was her lover and her best friend

Together they shared a room
And a love that would never end

Then one day he got tired of her shit
He got tired of the pillows smelling like her spit

Got tired of being around her 24-damn-7
Got tired of when she got oral from that cute guy named Kevin

Got tired of her nagging and stealing his cash
Got tired of her friends digging in his stash

Got tired of her flirting just to "keep the romance real"
Got tired of having to pay her motherfucking bills

Got tired of her fighting just because she's feeling bored
Got tired of her wearing clothes that she can't even afford

Got tired of her heart that doesn't know whether to stop or go
Got tired of her bragging to friends who don't even want her around
Those 5-dollar hoes

You know how to be treated, well here treat yourself
Cuz I'm gonna go find me somebody else

Next time I'll find a girl I'll just give her a quick screw
Next time I'll find a girl who doesn't try to act like a dude

Next time I'll find a girl who doesn't live like a soap opera
Next time I'll find a girl who knows how to act proper

Next time I'll find a girl who knows how to be honest
Next time I'll find a girl who doesn't still have pictures of Onyx

Throughout time
The wise men
They all said it best
Friends are for friendship
And marriage is for sex.

Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake, fool."
You can have your cake, but you can't eat it too.