Touché, Dear Puppy

By: Crystal Unicorn2

Sitting at the table is such a crime

I look down and see you whine

Looking at me with big, pleading eyes

I sit here and listen to your cries

Fine, I'll give my chicken

Touché, dear puppy.

Sitting on couch eating chips

You look at me and then the dip

You sit in silence and scratch my knee

You love it when I give in to your plea

Fine, I'll give you my chips

Touché, dear puppy.

Drinking a glass of milk in my room

You bang on my door, my doom

I open and you enter and beg

But this time I stood and said,

"Not today dear puppy! I will not give in to you

No matter what you do!"

He looked me and I looked at him

I sighed and gave in

Touché, dear puppy.