In a tiny, little, whore house

There lives a tiny, little whore

And in her tiny, little, whore world

She actually has something to live for

But her tiny, little, whore friends

Know the deep, whorey truth

Tomorrow's her whorey birthday

65 years past her whorey youth

She used to have great, whorey qualities

And not a single, whorey sag

But now with her old, whorey boobs and butt

She's just an old, whorey hag

Her friends have all tried to tell her

But it's not something she wants to hear

In fact, she can't hear it at all

She's deaf in each little, whorey ear

Not only is she deaf

She also seems to be quite blind

So, all her whorey, little friends

Have now left her to her whorey, little mind

They all tried to help her

In their own little, whorey ways

But alas, she'll be a whorey whore

Until the end of her whorey days