There, standing in front of him was a tall, very thin woman with a fake smile stuck to her face. Her teeth were a blinding white and in PERFECT rows. And you must know, nobody has teeth like that except for movie stars. But this woman was definitely NOT a movie star. At first Bub thought it was her smile and her teeth that scared him, but as he stared, he saw that it was her eyes. Her eyes were big, big and blue, almost coming out of their sockets. There was an evil look in them, a look that told Bub she was going to do something very BAD. That look made goose bumps pop up all over his body. That look made him freeze. And that wasn't all. Her hair was dark brown and stuck out in all different directions. Her dress was purple. It was purple with polka dots. Is that scary or what?

Well, for a moment, she was just standing there and loving the look on poor Bub's face. Then her phony smile turned into an EVIL smile and her eyes grew brighter. Then she laughed an EVIL laugh. Actually, I don't think it could be called a laugh. It was a kind of high, screeching sound. Now, the whole reason I have spent so much time describing this woman is to show you how EVIL she was. Bub had a reason to be scared.

"Greetings! And how are YOU today? Lovely day, isn't it? And could I ask for your name?" I bet you didn't expect her to say that. She was an EVIL woman, but that doesn't mean that she could not be polite. Okay, she was polite, but her voice was just like her laugh. It hurt Bub's ears. Bub had been gathering up his courage though. He moved his mouth to speak. "Well, my name is Bub and it would be very kind of you if you could tell me who you are and what you are doing here and what you plan to do with me."

"All right Bub, (cackle cackle) I'll tell you who I am. I am the EVIL SUSHI LADY! And the reason I'm here is to get some SUSHI! (Another cackle) So, can you find a problem with that? Oh yes, and what I'm going to do with you I cannot tell you."

"Oh, I know what you're doing. You're stealing. Stealing is EVIL. You will get in big trouble for this."

"Cackle cackle! You know Bub, you're right. I LOVE sushi. I LIVE for sushi. I NEED sushi. It is my fuel, my power source! Sushi makes me stronger, it makes my EVIL powers stronger. I have no clue why, but it does. That's not the point though. I have come to steal sushi. I will steal from every store in this country to make me stronger and soon I will be queen! I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Then she got lost in her cackling and couldn't control herself. Bub took his chance. He went to find the nearest phone. It was behind the counter. He struggled to climb over it. His hands kept on slipping. He fell over with a boom and a cry, for Bub had bruised his bottom when he fell to the floor. That was when the Evil Sushi Lady stopped her cackling remembered Bub.

"Bub," she said, "I am very angry with you. I had everything planned out and you had to come and ruin it all. I thought there would never be anyone dumb enough to come here so early in the morning. But, then, there's people like you. Starving at four in the morning. You're a pig, Bub, that's what you are. It was nice talking to you Bub, it really was. But now that you know about my EVIL plans, I have to get rid of you. Goodbye!" She was about to snap her fingers when Bub pulled himself up off the ground and spoke. He was mad about being called a pig, but was afraid of what she was going to do to him.

"Um, Miss Evil Sushi Lady, would it be possible for this evil plan to be canceled? I'll give you money to buy all the sushi you want! Being EVIL isn't going to get you anywhere! It's only going to get you into jail! Why not be the GOOD Sushi Lady?" She looked at his wrinkled face and stared straight into his kind, pleading eyes and said. . .