Wow. Like, four months without an update? Oopsies.. Alrighty then. This chapter's nowhere near as long as the others... But, it's a start.

Beth: You confuse me.

Me: I confuse you too!

Me: You can't be jealous of yourself.

Beth: Sure I can! Wait...

Terri: We're like peas in a banana peel.

Daniel: (holding out a chicken nugget) Robyn, would you like a fry? ...Nugget.

Beth: But that kind of music makes people happy.

Me: But there's still no world peace!

Daniel: He's a man... But, he's a woman, but he's a man. He's a moman!

Daniel: Men used to be women!

Terri: (talking about her sister) She's, like, five or six.

Robyn: She's eight!

Me: I don't wanna speak Japanese! I wanna speak with my hands!

Beth: Hey! I'm not six! That may be my shoe size but it's not.

Me (to my puppy): No, no. Go away.

Mom: Are you ignoring your puppy?

Me: Yeah. (whining) I have homework.

Mom: Oh, are you doing homework?

Me: No, but I have it.

Me (to bird): 'Cause you're a pretty dog, huh? I mean...

Beth: Pierre's favorite ice cream is chocalate vanilla twist.

Me: So, it has to be twisty or he won't listen to it?

Me: Okay, you have to tell me if you think it's a guy or a girl the next time he starts singing.

Me: (singing) Woosh woosh goes the washer, squeak squeak goes my left shoe.

Me: (singing) And I never wanna do shoes again.

I think it's all fixed... Woot.