60Daniel: No, I have a family. A family with children and monkeys.
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Me: Didn't your mom ever teach you not to play with your food?
Daniel: I'm not playing with it, it's alive.
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Beth: Do you know how beanie babies are supposed to be full of beans?
Me: Uh huh.
Beth: Well, this one's not full of beans. -pause- It's full of fluff!
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Me: looking at Good Charlotte poster In this picture, you can't see Paul's skinny cow tattoo.
Beth: -cracks up- His what?
Me: His skinny cow.
Beth: -continues laughing- It's not a cow. (A/N: Its an elephant)
-both crack up-
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Beth: We're morons number two!
Me: If you read the dictionary, you'd understand!
Beth: But... nobody does that.
Me: I do.
Beth: So do I.
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Me: Your name... starts with a B and ends with an eth.
Beth: A what?
Me: An eth.
Beth: Oh. What about Douglas?
Me: It starts with a D and ends with an ouglas.
Beth: And your name starts with and A and ends with a manda.
Me: No, it starts with an M and ends with an nda. Wait... No. That'd be Mnda. Mnda.
Beth: -begins laughing uncontrollably-
Me: -begins repeating 'Mnda'-
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Me: Beth! Christian cut his hair! He looks like a boy now! (A/N: He sort of looked like a woman from behind before... I loved his hair)
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Beth: I miss his hair.
Jesse: Mrs. Hair?
Yay.