"I am Sam. Sam I am." Dark Happy grinned at his little joke. "Now, you gonna pose, or get outta the way, eh?"
She blinked and looked behind her "Hm." She put a hand on the back of her head and struck a pose, before she doubled over laughing.
Dark glared. "Humph. Ah, well. I'd better get back to my real job before the entire happy Pills company explodes." And with that, Dark flew back across the city.
She grinned. "He's more fun" She spread her wings, and with a thrust toward the ground, took the air
Meanwhile, at the beach, Larry surfaced. "Is she gone?" he timidly asked Wallace.
She hovered just above the beach, before yelling after Dark (in vain) "Hey! Fluffy-face! Hang around for a while!"
"Taco!" Larry yelled, and dived below again.
She gave her wings another thrust and flew after him
Dark Happy cussed a very bad alternate form of taco under his breath and landed about halfway between the immigration district and the residential. From there (a metrorail track) he caught a ride and disappeared into the city. Larry, meanwhile, returned to his fishing excursion.
She landed and cursed "Why is everyone so uptight around here!?" She made a face and spread her wings "There has to be fun people around here!"
Larry dived back into the water. Wallace, meanwhile, grinned. "If you want some fun, I hear there's a great band performing at Master Baiter's beachside Grill-slash-fishing emporium tonight."
She moped around on the pier and scowled "This is boring, for a citiy.." she looked across the water and sighed. "There arent even and bad people"
"Oh, you'd be surprised. There's some action going on every Saturday, it seems. Well, this last November was pretty quiet, but I'm sure there's something going on to compensate for it... And I'm an exciting guy, when I put my mind to it."
She jumps and falls over, her fur on end "Ahh!" She leaps to her feet "Who are you!? Don' ya know its dangerous to sneak up on a K`mir?"
"Hey, I was just trying to help my bud convince you..." Steve trailed off, having returned, back-fin disappeared.
"K'mir? What are you, a D&D character?"
She wavered "Whoo! I knew I was playing that game to much!" She flicked her tail "Hey! What happened to the thing on your back, eh?"
Steve scratched his head, thinking quickly. "That? It-it was just a... collection of lint.
Her ears perked "Really? What did ya do with it then!?" She asked excitedly
"I made it into a kitty toy." He grinned, looking at Remnys's ears.
She bounced "Really!? Can I have it!?"
"Of course you can... It's just... in my pocket..." Lucky for Steve, his pocket was filled with lint. He tossed the lint at Remnys.
She leapt in the air and tackled the lint to the ground, letting her tail flick playfully in the air, "Whee!"
Steve stared at her, not bothering to point out the hygienic problems there.
Finally, after getting bored with it she stood back up and grinned, "I'm sorry!" She said, obviously not sorry, probably just to say it.
Larry surfaced yet AGAIN to ask, "Could you leave soon? I'm expected at the Master Baiter's fishing emporium..."
She blinked "I can fish!" She smiles "Can I come? I wont be a bother I promise!"
"I don't trust you. You'll just... be unpleasant, like you were last night..."
She shook her head "No! I was in a bad mood last night I'm sorry!"
"Okay... But you'll have to find it!" Larry yelled, before swimming away, quite quickly.
Her ear perked up and she grinned, "To bad I can hear him swim, eh?" She took into the air and followed
Wallace returned to his game of xtreme beach volleyball, hoping to unlock the cat ears secret item.
She skidded her hand on the water just above Larry and waves
"AAAH!" Larry screams from the water, curling into a "floating" fetal position.
She puts her hand over her mouth and giggles drifting up "C'mon slowpoke! Or you're going to be late!"
Larry shuddered, "It's there... Don't let it get me..."
She smiles "I'm not it, I'm Remynis Dreamraven! Nice to meet you to!" She did a loop, waiting for him
"AAAARGH!" Larry screamed, thrashing around in the water like a deranged fish on crack with a robot brain that is being attacked by a giant squid with an ugly and stupid butt.
She shakes her head frustratingly and lets her ears go erect. "C'mon! Geeze..Freakin' weirdo.." She purrs "Imm hhuunnggrryyy!"
A giant squid with an ugly and stupid butt appeared just a few feet away from Larry, waving its tentacles madly.
She blinked before she hissed "C'mon! You have to get up...STOP doing that! You're creeping me out!" She purred, frustrated "Its a giant squid with an ugly and stupid butt!"
Larry panted, shaking in terror.
She hissed at the creature, waiting for it to do something other than just float there waving its tentacles like a Drunk maniac on Afedrin
The squid threw away it's numerous containers of Afedrin and swam forward a few feet, still looking menacing.
She dived in front of it and howled as her tail fell in the water, she hovered there for a moment, nursing her wet tail and purring lightly "You fiend!"
It slapped her into the water with its arm.
Remnys splashed and thrust her wings against the water, just enough to keep them out of the water and tackled the squid in a fury "Ill rip you apart and feed you to my flufferbyrd!"
Master Baiter, out on a fishing boat at that time, cast his rod. The hook inserted it about 3/8ths of an inch into the squid's skin.
Remmy gnawed happily on one of its tentacles
The squid, glaring as well as beaked calamari can, lowered the happy cat- girl towards his gullet.
Just before it bit down, the Maser Baiter pulled his rod just strongly enough to rip out the squid's guts.
She went chibi and did a somersault before landing with a splash in the water
Larry gasped for air. "It's gone?"
She struggled to the surface and howled "Water! Ack! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff! NYAN!"
Larry grinned, noting HER fear. he'd get her back for this embarrassment someday. Someday very, very soon. He swam off towards his saviour.
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