::A/N::My best friend and I wrote this when we were bored out of our minds.
Contains some offensive material.:::
Freaking Round In Crotchless Underwear
walking along, i can hear them whistling
on the corner, a hoe is glistening
such a
beautiful sight
we'll all be happy tonight
freakin
round in crotchless underwear

far away is the
boyfriend
here now is his best friend
he is
soo long
and we're getting it on

freakin round in crotchless underwear

in the
alley we can find another man
and ask him if he wants to fuck around
he'll say are you
hairy
we'll say no way man
but
we'll give you the best blow job while you're in town
later
on, we'll perspire
as we get our freak on by the fire
we'll scare them all away,
with the noises we've made
freaking round in crotchless underwear