a/n: This is an extremely stupid poem I wrote in third hour English instead of paying attention. It was funny at the time… and don't try this at home.

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Writing on the wall with a black Bic pen
Pen len den men wen shen yen
I think school kicks a hen.
Hen fen phen glen men pen den

Your feet smell like chamber pots
Pots lots mots clots nots nots nots
Cut them off; we'll eat them lots.
Lots mots nots clots fots fots fots

Kookaburra grabbed a cat
Cat mat rat fat blat clat knat
Then had sex with a baseball bat.
Bat lat cat dat rat shat zat

You have the brain of a dead goat frog
Frog fog mog log flog gog schmog
'What the fuck is that?' asked a big brown log.
Log hog bog pog dog fog mog

He wants to ride on the big blue tire
Tire mire shire fire glire lire nire
She wants to eat a square of wire.
Wire mire nire lire plire plire plire

You are a fish-smelling old man
Man wan dan fan glan pan shan
Accused of the rape of an ass named Dan.
Dan wan shan man lan zan yan

When he slept he ate a toad
Toad fload woad gload moad shoad load
It put him in finger mode.
Mode clode code shode wode tode glode

Now it's time to say goodbye
Bye flye mye nye wye clye shye
I hope you wean your turbo fly.
Fly by my ny gly quy zy